I've had another hilarious friend request message on Myspace(I get quite a few marriage requests from Nigerian men). This woman sent me this:

hi.
I'm just wondering if you'd like to do a bit of amateur modelling? I've been looking around the profiles on myspace for British men and women who could feature on my website (www.bwned.co.uk).

If you fancy the idea, have a read on my profile and see what you think.
If not, sorry to have bothered you.

Hope to hear from you soon, you have a great look, would love to have you on the site. It's completely 100% free, no charge AT ALL.

Sal. x

So, I had a look and it's like a free amateur soft porn site. I'm very flattered, but honestly, has she not seen my baby belly and stretch marks? My modelling days are long gone.


Honestly, some people will message anyone. I love the random hilarity that is Myspace!